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14 Pick Up Lines You Should Never Fall For

Published on March 14, 2013

14 Pick up Lines You Should Never Fall For

There’s nothing more offensive than a cheesy pick up line. Whether you’re the one being hit on or hitting on someone else, corny pick up lines are game changers. Imagine exchanging glances with a very handsome guy all night only for him to walk up to you and say, “Hey baby, you’re not fat, you’re PHAT!” I don’t know who originated that saying but they need to receive a fierce tongue lashing.

But seriously, there is definitely an art to passing out compliments by way of a pickup line. If you’re going to compliment a woman; then compliment her. But if you insist on giving her a backhanded compliment then don’t be surprised if she gives you a backhand.

This morning one of my Facebook friends asked his friends to share the corniest pickup lines they’ve either dished out and/or received. Since most of the responses came from men I couldn’t help but shake my head and pray that the lines being posted were not lines that they’ve actually used.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you LIKE some Irish in you?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?
You should be my baby momma.
Are you tired? Cuz u been running through my mind!
Did u know it was a sin to be that beautiful?
Do you have on panties?
When are you going to cook me dinner?
What am I supposed to do about the thoughts I’m having about you?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe?
Excuse me, I’m sorry I’m late but I was sent here in 1970 to find and take care of you,
I like chocolate milk.
With that flower in your hair, you remind me of my deceased mother.